dirtylittledamsel:

when someone illiterate volunteers to read out loud in class

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catswithbenefits:

you know whats better than a mozerella stick?

37 mozzarella sticks

assholedisney:

today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.

apatheticghost:

Misogynists HATE her! Local woman is woman

Ten rape prevention tips:

1. Don’t put drugs in women’s drinks.

2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone.

3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her.

4. If you are in an elevator and a woman gets in, don’t rape her.

5. When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not rape her.

6. Never creep into a woman’s home through an unlocked door or window, or spring out at her from between parked cars, or rape her.

7. Remember, people go to the laundry room to do their laundry. Do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room.

8. Use the Buddy System! If it is inconvenient for you to stop yourself from raping women, ask a trusted friend to accompany you at all times.

9. Carry a rape whistle. If you find that you are about to rape someone, blow the whistle until someone comes to stop you.

10. Don’t forget: Honesty is the best policy. When asking a woman out on a date, don’t pretend that you are interested in her as a person; tell her straight up that you expect to be raping her later. If you don’t communicate your intentions, the woman may take it as a sign that you do not plan to rape her.

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Rape prevention tips

Posted by Leigh Hofheimer under Prevention

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captcreate:

The leg up at the end tho.

captcreate:

The leg up at the end tho.

9 year olds now worry about iphones and makeup when i was 9 i was worried about if miley was gonna pick jake or jessie on hannah montana

queen-of-love-and-beauty:

"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"

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"open books not legs"

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"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"

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"As always, late with Starbucks"

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"modest is hottest"

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"I’m not like those girls”

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churchsext:

I hate commercials where they’re like “LETS SUE SOMEONE ABOUT YOUR VAGINAL MESH” with a bunch of clips of women standing around sadly. what do they even mean

aduhm:

scottfoss:

confusedtree:

communismkills:

Nor do I want it.

Is that why you shot Drake in the ass in that one episode of Degrassi



The sickest burn in tumblr history.

aduhm:

scottfoss:

confusedtree:

communismkills:

Nor do I want it.

Is that why you shot Drake in the ass in that one episode of Degrassi

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The sickest burn in tumblr history.

stunningpicture:

In very rare circumstances it is possible to see a full 360 degree rainbow from an airplane

stunningpicture:

In very rare circumstances it is possible to see a full 360 degree rainbow from an airplane

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